Affordable Getaway

Your Ace-In-The-Hole

2012-01-26T10:48:00.000-08:00

Your Safe Place (foreign and/or domestic) is your ace-in-the-hole for you and the ones you choose to share it with. Now is the time to set flexible goals, learn skills, and cash out (accumulate worth) for future use.

You should only share your safe place with qualified and like-minded individuals:
*Look for people with a boat (ocean worthy), if you are held up any place close to a coast and air-craft, these will give you more options in transportation if need be
*Others which have their own ace-in-the-hole (foreign or domestic), you may not have time or the ability to reach yours. I learned when I was in the oil business, being partners in many oil wells is more profitable then owning one dry hole
*Medical, health, and wellness personnel
*Skilled personnel in multiple useful abilities, as time progress circumstances change

The reality is; people are more welcomed if they bring lots of useful stuff or have many valuable skills and useful knowledge which the others need.

We all want the same things, security for our loved ones. These people may bring empty mouths to feed so you will need to weight the needs of what they have to offer.

Trouble makers should not be tolerated; we need to work with each other. Make sure there is a clear understanding of the mutual goals. Keep control and have a plan and options to remove internal problems. Have a system in place for screening along with the personal or team to enforce your guidelines.

My Safe Place, could be your ace-in-the-hole, is unique; I provide a safe place in a secure resort (good food, swing pool, servants, and more), in a third world country, for a price. Making it a valuable ace-in-the-hole for the short term (one to four months) for the whole family at a short notice, providing you take the time now to make the arrangements.

During your short term stay you can make arrangements for a long term stay, if need be, at the price you are willing to pay. The only abilities necessary will be to pay, making guidelines much more tolerable. At this time, total cost runs $1,000 a month per person - per month.

Questions or comments - NoStressMike.com

My Corn Field

2011-10-07T17:50:00.000-07:00

My corn field is flourishing, here in Central America food and shelter are not factors which control our lives.

With the mild temperatures, 72-75 highs and 50-55 lows (normal highs and lows), means we have long growing seasons. Fruits and vegetables are abundant. There is no need for heating or air conditioning.

NoStressMike.com

Relaxing and Exciting

2011-04-06T12:58:00.001-07:00

We live in the tropical mountains, meaning the temperature stays constant (70-80 high and 45-55 at night all year round), bugs and flies are minimal, little wind and rain, and everything is close. If you feel you would like some warmth it is a 45 minute drive down the mountain where the people wear shorts and sandals all the time (day and night, all year round) and they eat sea food regularly.

My wife and I are total opposites; I am always looking for an adventure, whether it is in business or fun while my wife wants to be pampered, keeping things slow and easy. And third world countries are known for their extremes, so we fit right in.

My wife enjoys being waited on with all its benefits. Here we have maids (taking care of our room and laundry), chauffeurs (to drive us places), your requested meals are prepared fresh and served (you can even eat in your room), shopping is done by others or you can do it yourself, indoor heated pool, massages and other natural health improving activities, and the doctors even make house calls. And shielded in a protect environment, she feels safe.

But for me there is a sense of adventure whenever I leave our tranquil surroundings. Here there is little government control, making everyone take responsibility for themselves. I ride a motorcycle with Zena, my dog, which in its self makes an adventure. I don’t speak the local language, but the people are so pleasant and happy we make it a game to communicate. There are things to do (bike and motorcycle riding, hiking, walk around town, fly above the trees, swimming, ping pong, sight seeing, shopping, exploring, go out to eat, go to central park [here simple things are meaningful], and much more) and places to go (volcano watching, the beach on the ocean or at a lake, different towns with their attractions, different countries [some are within hours], guided tours, and much more).

We have chosen to stay here for the long term, but you can come for a couple weeks or months. Come for the peace and quite or for an adventure of a lifetime. I offer classes in health and safety, if you feel the need to do some self improvement.

Let us be part of your escape plan. Escape to a peaceful, laid back atmosphere or go for the excitement of living new sights, sounds, smells, culture, and customs. NoStressMike.com for more information.

Retirement dollars in short supply?

2011-04-05T16:39:00.000-07:00

You may want to consider long healthy vacations, for what a lot of people pay for rent you can have with room and board with less hostile weather conditions. You can be as active as you want or have others to take care of your desires. The longer you stay the less the cost.

The life style is laid back, slow, and easy or there are places to go and things to do. Pressures of everyday living is minimal, you can have your own house, apartment, or room, in town or in the country.

My schedule is; I go back to the states in spring and in the fall. I suggest coming down for a month or two to see if this is your cup of tea. If it becomes a habit, it could be an affordable home away from home.

NoStressMike.com, for more information.

Have Fun and Learn!

2010-08-09T07:51:00.000-07:00

I personally supervise and oversee different programs from improving health, personal safety, and/or just plane fun. All of this revolves around doing and seeing unique things, enjoying and learning how the body works, how the body can be manipulated naturally, and personal safety (home and travel, domestic and foreign). All of this starts with your visit with us here in Central America.

You will see and do things you never thought of. This will be a definably time in your life that you will never forget and you will want to pass on your experiences.

Come see me, Mike

A Valuable Place to Be

2010-08-03T19:17:00.000-07:00

This fantastic getaway includes personal attention, starting when I pick you up at the airport along with:
Good food
Laundry
Clean private rooms and baths
Wireless internet
Indoor and heated swimming pool (you can din at pool side)
All in-house meals included

All of this outside of town, in 15 acres of a secured resort/hotel
Tips and outside activities extra (escorts with all activities)

$1,500 first month (or One ounce of gold) each person for a relaxing getaway. The longer you stay the more you save.

If you are looking for more action; $1,200 first week and $800 a week after that for an adventurous getaway (Double occupancy). See and experience amazing things. Improve health naturally (massages and more) and personal safety and travel classes included. Places to go, things to see, guided tours, shopping, activities to do, or not (just relax, and enjoy being waited on). Tips extra with your choice of outside activities included.

Mike Mah at nostressmike.com

Hold your breath

2010-07-18T17:24:00.000-07:00

Some sites are beyond description.

Fly above the trees

2010-05-04T12:55:00.000-07:00

If you are looking for some action we have a ride for you. We are as close to the action you want to be or just lay back at the pool and relax.

We will pick you up at the airport and you will be personally escorted any place you want to go or any thing you want to do.

NoStressMike.com

Hiking and Biking Adventures

2010-04-21T09:27:00.000-07:00

Have a fun hike or bicycle ride to some breathing mountainous views. You will be accompanied by your own personally escorted. Other tours are available all with different levels of actives.
We are located a short 3 hour flight from Houston and we pick you up directly from the airport, and offer an escort for all your local adventures.

NoStressMike.com for more information

Volcano Watching

2010-04-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

Have you ever thought of looking in a volcano? Have a fun short hike or motorcycle ride to a volcano. More then 6 volcanoes within a short drive and you will be accompanied by your own personal escort. Other tours are available all with different levels of actives.
We are located a short 3 hour flight from Houston and we pick you up directly from the airport, and offer an escort for all your local adventures.

NoStressMike.com for more information

Indoor Heated Pool

2010-03-17T11:16:00.000-07:00

Pool side fun; swimming, dining, ping pong, massage, or hanging out. This is just on of places to be for a stress free environment.

Mike Mah NoStressMike.com

Improve Health, Mental and Physical

2010-03-17T10:26:00.000-07:00

Along with all the actives; hiking, swimming, site seeing, touring, eating, bicycling, motorcycling, sleeping, shopping, and more, that we have to offer, you can enroll, at no cost, in my health class. I teach how the body works, if you understand how the organs and energy performs in rhythm with the body, you can control your health and wellness.

In this stress free environment, where our guests are cared for by a helpful staff that wants to please your every want, you will be exposed to Massage, Hoy Chi, Cupping, Acupuncture, and more, you will learn how to stay in good health, Mental and Physical. Your health improves immediately and continues improving even after you return home.

Mike Mah NoStresMike.com

Professional Travel Companion

2010-03-16T12:59:00.000-07:00

Professional Travel Companion providing On The Spot - How to Travel Classes, Class is held here in Central America!

Not only, I’m for hire as a travel companion, but I offer classes on how to travel safely, how and what to pack, what you need to know, and most of all, how to use what you have. This is the place to learn how to travel, either as a novice or for the veteran to improve their travel expertise. What a place to improve your health, Experience Hoy Chi along with other natural therapies, good food, fun activities adds up to an adventure of a lifetime.

After a 3 hour flight from the United States, I personally pick you (individual, couples, or family) up at the airport for an amazing drive to a retreat in the mountains. The whole time you your are here you will be experiencing a new world of sites, sounds, and smells. You will live numerous traditions, meet people, and do things you never thought you could do.

The travel skills and tips you learn here can be used any place in the world, even down the street where you live and/or after a disaster (natural or man made).

My books “Mike’s World, Live It or Book of Life” available on Amazon.com will give you some insight on my working knowledge and abilities.

Mike Mah NoStressMike.com

When I get tired of 72 degrees

2010-03-14T17:13:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I am ready for some warm weather, and then I go 45 minutes down the mountain to another world with a different way of life. 85 degrees offers tropical plants, birds, and life style.

Don’t get me wrong, it is still a laid back life style, but now you don’t need that jacket. Now it is time for shorts and sandals.

Mike Mah NoStressMike.com

What a place for site seeing!

2010-03-14T16:49:00.001-07:00

Every place you turn you will see sites unlike anything you have ever seen. Life is completely different when the weather is consistent. Mind set, life style, traditions, and much more seems to be from another world, and you are right.

Be ready to see things that will open your eyes, wow. You will go places, see and do things, this is definitely not the US.

Mike Mah NoStressMike.com

Shopping?

2010-03-12T16:01:00.000-08:00

This is definitely a journey to be remembered for the rest of your life. In a third world country everything you do is an adventure. The sites, smells, traditions, natural and man-made beauty, make every moment and experience to remember.

You will be escorted every place you go so we can answer all your questions and if you choose to change the itinerary we can make the changes instantly.

Shopping is an experience whether you are at an open market or a traditional store, you will see products you've never seen before, and here we import products all throughout the world.

Food can be found fresh or large stores like you find in modern cities. Clothing can be made locally or imported.

Mike NoStressMike.com

A place where everyone wants to be

2010-03-01T14:40:00.000-08:00

Everyone is on their way here, don’t be left behind.

The life style is not that of the United States, everybody is laid back. Time runs much slower, because every day has the same weather, nice.

With the fair weather consistent, crops grow with the same consistency. This may be a third world country, but the population doesn’t know it. The people are friendly, easy going, hard working, and fun to be around.

Mike NoStressMike.com

Tropical Mountains?

2009-10-17T17:50:00.000-07:00

A mountainous retreat, where the weather is perfect all year round. Tropical without the heat, and mountains without the cold. Most of the facilities don’t even have heaters or air conditioning. This is the large dinning room accommodating 350 people, with stage and dance floor.

Two hours from the ocean.

NoStressMike.com

Affordable Getaway

2009-08-20T22:19:00.000-07:00

Next to the erupting volcano, and under the clouds you will find a city of over 250,000.

If you are looking for a peaceful quiet getaway, you found it. A three-hour flight from Houston and we pick you up and return you to the airport. Now the adventure has started, with sites and traditions you will remember and talk about for years to come. You can enjoy the peace and serenity, or you can go on private tours to see first hand the natural beauties and the unique life styles of the locals.

You'll probably need a camera and a journal to record sites that you can't even imagine. Be ready to experience things that you can only read about.

Mike Mah NoStressMike.com